I would learn another language for love.
I would take up your hobby for love.
I would both answer and mute my cellphone for love.
I would grade my past performance in the area of love for love.
I would eat squash — twice — for love.
I would engineer for a podcast or a train, whichever is more pressing, for love.
I would do stairs — twice — for love.
I would quit Twitter for love. Or at least I’d tell you I did.
I would tell you about my impending deception regarding social networking habits for love
I would wait for love.
I would tell off a monkey, even if he or she did nothing wrong, for love.
I would say the phrase “Skate or die!” for love.
I would watch subtitled films for love.
I would mess with Wikipedia entries for love.
I would consider modifying my surname for love.
I would zen for love.
I would move all of your audio from analog to digital delivery methods for love.
I would like for love.
I would photocopy my butt for love.
I would market a french fries as “Fringe Fries” and sell them for a modest markup at fringe festivals across the globe for love.
I would read Shape magazine for love. Fuck Cosmo.
I would be myself for love.
I would give myself for love.
I would also count wrong for love.
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Vardy is a common Newfoundland name. Do I see the quirky and subtle philosphy of a fellow islander in this article?
My new favorite thing you have written this Year! 😉
Clever & Wonderful…
Thanks, Dan! I’m looking forward to being a regular contributor here at Life as a Human.
And hopefully my next article will be written in a less than eventual manner…