Adventures in Snacking
Lesson learned: never test pepper hotness when you're alone in the house. It's also a good idea to be seated. [Read more]
Canada Reads. Do You?
You know the story about the girl who wakes up one day and realizes that she’s in love with someone who she’s known all her life, but never really paid attention to before? It’s a pretty common theme in trashy romance stories, and one... [Read more]
It’s Not Stalking if Everyone’s Doing It
We were stopped in front of a small window. It looked out over the roof of the next building. On the other side of that roof was another apartment complex. Our little hall window lined up with the window of a kitchen in that complex. What are we looking at? Oh. Oh my... [Read more]
Olympic Gold Medals for Everyone!
Sarah's top five reasons she will never win a gold medal in anything. [Read more]
Why My MacBook is Better Than A Boyfriend
I recently treated myself to a new MacBook. Hey, I’m an unemployed, single gal currently “staying” with her mom, with two beater vehicles that are constantly trying to one-up each other on their creative repair needs. Why shouldn’t I be... [Read more]
Pump Up The Dork
Some harmless YouTube video viewing brings back one nerd's painful junior high memories — including bad hair, unfortunate clothing, and Mariah Carey. [Read more]
To Me, With Love
I'm not against romantic relationships in theory. I just don't think it's the be-all and end-all to life. The few relationships I've found myself in have all left me feeling...well...not quite me. Like I'm giving up or ignoring something fundamental. [Read more]
Arachnids and Winter Phenomena
It's Spider vs. Human in this epic battle to see who will rule the bedroom. But what is that shiny orb hovering in the sky? And whose side is it on? [Read more]
Inspiration Comes from the Darkest Places
It wasn't all fairytales and magic and happy endings. Here were real people, grownups, using their imaginations to come up with some really horrible stuff. And this was okay. Their books were getting published. I had to try it. [Read more]









