Time Machine for Sale on Craigslist

On Craigslist, you can buy just about anything. And we do mean anything.

Here’s a wonderful opportunity for the adventurer in you from Craigslist:

time

I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, 

but I assure you it works) 

that I need a 2nd person to operate with me.

I'm looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. 

Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting.

I am leaving on Jan 30th, 2011, in the morning and plan to return October 2nd, 2010. 

I am going to June 1983 to handle some business.

If you are serious about time travel and are reliable, 

then please contact me. You do not have to pay anything, 

but you would have to provide someone to watch my cat for the time we are gone. 

The only qualifications needed are that you are reliable 

and that the circumferance of your head is no more than 64cm.

We will be leaving from North Shore. 

Let me know if you want to go with me

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