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	<title>Comments on: Being Bennie: Life with a Wise-Ass Parrot</title>
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		<title>By: Kerry Slavens</title>
		<link>http://lifeasahuman.com/2010/pets/being-bennie-life-with-an-african-grey-parrot/comment-page-1/#comment-1644</link>
		<dc:creator>Kerry Slavens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for you comment, Michael. The funny thing about Bennie is that she mostly responds when you are not trying to get her to respond. I understand lots of African Greys are like this. They are very coy and strategic about their communications. I have watched Bennie size someone up, wait until their back is turned, then level a low wolf whistle at their back, or tell them she loves them...or...if she&#039;s in a bad mood, something rather cheeky. 

I love hearing everyone else&#039;s stories about their parrots too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for you comment, Michael. The funny thing about Bennie is that she mostly responds when you are not trying to get her to respond. I understand lots of African Greys are like this. They are very coy and strategic about their communications. I have watched Bennie size someone up, wait until their back is turned, then level a low wolf whistle at their back, or tell them she loves them&#8230;or&#8230;if she&#8217;s in a bad mood, something rather cheeky. </p>
<p>I love hearing everyone else&#8217;s stories about their parrots too.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Houseman</title>
		<link>http://lifeasahuman.com/2010/pets/being-bennie-life-with-an-african-grey-parrot/comment-page-1/#comment-1222</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Houseman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is an amazing story. My experiences with parrots have not been as joyful as this but I  haven&#039;t had the oppurtunity to have one in my home.  There was a pet shop in my community with a very grumpy grey at the entrance. I tried to communicate with him but didn&#039;t have much luck. I think he was lonely in the cage by himself and I know they are social beings. For Bennie to have loving people around her is a blessing to her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an amazing story. My experiences with parrots have not been as joyful as this but I  haven&#8217;t had the oppurtunity to have one in my home.  There was a pet shop in my community with a very grumpy grey at the entrance. I tried to communicate with him but didn&#8217;t have much luck. I think he was lonely in the cage by himself and I know they are social beings. For Bennie to have loving people around her is a blessing to her.</p>
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		<title>By: Barb</title>
		<link>http://lifeasahuman.com/2010/pets/being-bennie-life-with-an-african-grey-parrot/comment-page-1/#comment-743</link>
		<dc:creator>Barb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for the great story about Bennie! The emotions Bennie shows is incredible, it sounds like you and your family have a great time with her. 

I check the articles daily on Life as a Human, what a great website! Enjoying all of the stories and loving the variety!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the great story about Bennie! The emotions Bennie shows is incredible, it sounds like you and your family have a great time with her. </p>
<p>I check the articles daily on Life as a Human, what a great website! Enjoying all of the stories and loving the variety!</p>
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		<title>By: Donna L</title>
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		<dc:creator>Donna L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I loved the story Kerry. Having a parrot really suits you, in a totally good way. Life as A Human is wonderful place. I am enjoying it so much. Take care 
                                                Donna</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved the story Kerry. Having a parrot really suits you, in a totally good way. Life as A Human is wonderful place. I am enjoying it so much. Take care<br />
                                                Donna</p>
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		<title>By: Kerry Slavens</title>
		<link>http://lifeasahuman.com/2010/pets/being-bennie-life-with-an-african-grey-parrot/comment-page-1/#comment-697</link>
		<dc:creator>Kerry Slavens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am really enjoying reading everyone&#039;s comments. Thank you! This just confirms for me how darned smart these funny birds are. I love how Elizabeth&#039;s African Grey just takes charge....And kudos to you, Patty, for your volunteer work at World Parrot Refuge! I got a kick out of the story about the birds lying...it says a lot about how they are able to foresee consequences.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am really enjoying reading everyone&#8217;s comments. Thank you! This just confirms for me how darned smart these funny birds are. I love how Elizabeth&#8217;s African Grey just takes charge&#8230;.And kudos to you, Patty, for your volunteer work at World Parrot Refuge! I got a kick out of the story about the birds lying&#8230;it says a lot about how they are able to foresee consequences.</p>
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		<title>By: patty Lea</title>
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		<dc:creator>patty Lea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had an African Grey and had very similar experiences. Although I would stumble over the names of my five sons, she announced each one clearly. We also had a Blue and Gold Macaw and they would lie about each other. \yelling in the house was discourage with a small squirt  from my water pistol. The grey, who named herself by one day announcing &quot; I am a widget, a noisy little Widget, would yell then say &quot;It was big bird.&quot;
When my husband would come from work, she would say &quot; Mommy is a bad bird, get the gun&quot;.
She imitated the phone and I would find myself answering the dial tone while Widget was still ringing.
She would have one sided conversations consisting of \ \yes, \ok, huhu... thats right... \ok have a nice day. All eloquently spaced like a conversation.
They are extremely intelligent and mischievous. 
I have not got my babies now, but when I am need of feathered love I volunteer as a friend at http://worldparrotrefuge.org/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had an African Grey and had very similar experiences. Although I would stumble over the names of my five sons, she announced each one clearly. We also had a Blue and Gold Macaw and they would lie about each other. \yelling in the house was discourage with a small squirt  from my water pistol. The grey, who named herself by one day announcing &#8221; I am a widget, a noisy little Widget, would yell then say &#8220;It was big bird.&#8221;<br />
When my husband would come from work, she would say &#8221; Mommy is a bad bird, get the gun&#8221;.<br />
She imitated the phone and I would find myself answering the dial tone while Widget was still ringing.<br />
She would have one sided conversations consisting of \ \yes, \ok, huhu&#8230; thats right&#8230; \ok have a nice day. All eloquently spaced like a conversation.<br />
They are extremely intelligent and mischievous.<br />
I have not got my babies now, but when I am need of feathered love I volunteer as a friend at <a href="http://worldparrotrefuge.org/" rel="nofollow">http://worldparrotrefuge.org/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>African greys are pretty wonderful. Mine yells at the other birds (I have six) by name when they&#039;re screaming and tells them, &quot;Tony, be quiet!&quot; or &quot;Calm down, Koko, you&#039;re okay.&quot; Even when she can&#039;t see it, she can smell the food I&#039;m cutting in the kitchen for their breakfasts and will say things like &quot;Mmm, corn!&quot; Sometimes when I&#039;m wiping the spattered fruit juices off the bars of her cage, she&#039;ll mirror my thoughts with &quot;Oh, what a terrible mess! I&#039;m a messy bird.&quot; And, when she wants to go to bed at night, she says, &quot;Ready for bed. Tired.&quot; She&#039;s not too interested in the dog, though; the cockatoo keeps a closer eye on the four-legged member of the tribe. And it&#039;s my Indian ring-neck who watches the clock: he&#039;ll start squawking if I oversleep or don&#039;t cover the cages at the appropriate time. And one of the amazons keeps the rest of us entertained by singing spirituals and show tunes. By the way, I must say that I think amazons have the best sense of humor of the birds I&#039;ve known; they often like to play practical jokes and then laugh at you when you fall for them, like dropping a treat and them complaining that it &quot;fell down!&quot; till you pick it up and hand it back to happy avian giggling--five or ten times in a row.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>African greys are pretty wonderful. Mine yells at the other birds (I have six) by name when they&#8217;re screaming and tells them, &#8220;Tony, be quiet!&#8221; or &#8220;Calm down, Koko, you&#8217;re okay.&#8221; Even when she can&#8217;t see it, she can smell the food I&#8217;m cutting in the kitchen for their breakfasts and will say things like &#8220;Mmm, corn!&#8221; Sometimes when I&#8217;m wiping the spattered fruit juices off the bars of her cage, she&#8217;ll mirror my thoughts with &#8220;Oh, what a terrible mess! I&#8217;m a messy bird.&#8221; And, when she wants to go to bed at night, she says, &#8220;Ready for bed. Tired.&#8221; She&#8217;s not too interested in the dog, though; the cockatoo keeps a closer eye on the four-legged member of the tribe. And it&#8217;s my Indian ring-neck who watches the clock: he&#8217;ll start squawking if I oversleep or don&#8217;t cover the cages at the appropriate time. And one of the amazons keeps the rest of us entertained by singing spirituals and show tunes. By the way, I must say that I think amazons have the best sense of humor of the birds I&#8217;ve known; they often like to play practical jokes and then laugh at you when you fall for them, like dropping a treat and them complaining that it &#8220;fell down!&#8221; till you pick it up and hand it back to happy avian giggling&#8211;five or ten times in a row.</p>
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		<title>By: coffeewithjulie</title>
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		<dc:creator>coffeewithjulie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Bennie sounds like a real hoot! She must make you laugh soooo much! I am amazed that she can connect the words with meanings. I thought birds just &quot;parrotted&quot; words. Funny how her favourite song is Oh McDonalds at the moment -- it&#039;s my toddler&#039;s too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Bennie sounds like a real hoot! She must make you laugh soooo much! I am amazed that she can connect the words with meanings. I thought birds just &#8220;parrotted&#8221; words. Funny how her favourite song is Oh McDonalds at the moment &#8212; it&#8217;s my toddler&#8217;s too!</p>
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		<title>By: Kerry Slavens</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kerry Slavens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An update: Last night as I was reading the story about Bennie to my daughter, Bennie piped up with, &quot;Yup, Bennie, whooohooo.&quot; I think she likes being a minor celebrity. We are considering running for her political office!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An update: Last night as I was reading the story about Bennie to my daughter, Bennie piped up with, &#8220;Yup, Bennie, whooohooo.&#8221; I think she likes being a minor celebrity. We are considering running for her political office!</p>
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		<title>By: Joan Namur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joan Namur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too funny Bill .:-) You gave me my morning laugh.
Kerry, Benny is probably jealous so maybe if your husband pecks right back?  Oooops...!
Joan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too funny Bill .:-) You gave me my morning laugh.<br />
Kerry, Benny is probably jealous so maybe if your husband pecks right back?  Oooops&#8230;!<br />
Joan.</p>
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